21 avril 2009

Quand les insultes avaient de la classe...

Désolé, c'est en anglais, mais quel style...

"He had delusions of adequacy.." - Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -
Winston Churchill

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it." -
Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I
know." -
Abraham Lincoln

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar
Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is
one." -
Winston Churchill, in response.

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -
Stephen Bishop

He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing
trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." - Jack
E. Leonard

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -
Charles, Count Talleyrand

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on
it?" -
Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -
Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support
rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -
Groucho Marx

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Commentaires

Just perfect, my friend, and thanks for that...

Ecrit par : mossieur resse | 22 avril 2009

C'est vrai qu'elles sont classes, ces insultes... Ca m'a bien fait rire!

Ecrit par : JulieR | 29 avril 2009

Excellent excellent excellent.

À quand la suite?

Ecrit par : Ludovic | 02 juin 2009

Eh ben mon vieux delave, ça me fait presque autant de peine de voir que tu délaisses ton blog, que ça me rassure de ne pas être la seule :D

Ecrit par : Meriem | 04 septembre 2009

Excellent, j'en connaissais certaines, pour d'autres j'ai duechercher...

Ecrit par : Trikapalanet | 19 novembre 2009

Il en est où mon vieux pote ? P'tain, ça fait une paie...

Ecrit par : Vinvin | 03 mars 2010

Quand insulter est un art. Bravo pour ces trouvailles!

Ecrit par : location voiture | 04 mars 2010

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